No joke.  You will learn some legit stuff and also meet some legit people too.

Do you like "if" statements?  Okay, good.  Neither do we.
If you like writing code, anything other than .NET, then you will benefit from enjoying the company of fine Java brains.

Oh yes my friend; the best combination of words in the universe.  Just like open source software, KJUG is FREE.
(Btw,  that's just an open source saying... they won't actually let us serve beer in Violette Hall)

Dude, the user group meets once a month on Wednesday so that you don't have to miss Greys Anatomy.

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